They were both in Vegas, they were both Kardashian-reality-show-personality-studded, and they both looked disappointingly sober. And of course, photographers snapped the crap out of them all night.
But Kim had a little person stripper. And Kris had a cake that said "Property of Kim Kardashian for life." And Kim's party got the scantily-clad models. The hilarity!
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